The random chat/venting thread

HAHAHA thats friggin awesome, go little sleeping beauty faeries!

hehe Im wearing pigs (^-^)

and yes *ufff* thos sexy fairies^^ hehe

GAHHHHH I COULD KILL THE JOB CENTER RIGHT NOW

the bastards suspended my benefit payment but it's fixable. Just reall fucking annoying on top of everything else.

Hahahah sounds like a plan to me.

bwahahahahaHAAHAHAHAHAH evil laugh

Yeah I saw that. I'm going to look into it

Ahh it costs money. I'll have to see about that.

I'll see if i can afford it the next time i get paid.

argh! i hate winter ice+ heels= fail especially when you're in the middle of town walking for a meal and then you almost fall flat on your bum in front of drunk guys.

i also hate winter because most of the clothes i like wearing are made for summer, meaning i'm having to layer and abuse my jeans and coats, but i s'pose i get to wear some of my boots and converse =] end of rantx

Heels on ice is pretty much my life XD

God i suck so baaad!
im so sorry i didnt post in a while! Its been mad ever since my bday
anyways not much is new with me apart from discovering chobits..im sooo late but im obsessed with it now lol CHIII?
errr n i put more gems on my phone i get carried away with them n will prob cover the screen one day lol.
im goin 2 a christening 2day so thats y im up at 6.30 watching the hoobs lol.
well i hope ur all ok!! And xited bout xmas!! Wooohooo!
xxxx p.s sorry for vanishing! Lol

Shockingly, I have actually managed to somehow gain access to the internet over here in France, albeit at £10 a pop. As I write this to you all right now I'm feeling pretty down, but that's only because I've mislaid my foundation somewhere in my room - little brother probably nicked it for some African voodoo ritual - and also because the shower could not get any worse. And I mean really, it couldn't; it's like Hell on Earth in that sodding thing.

As soon as I stepped into it I felt all my aches and pains from the day's hammering of my thighs while I flew across the snow ebb away - I wish the bloody water had done the same, but no. The drain's blocked, and it takes roughly a minute before you're 'enjoying' a bath rather than the shower you'd intended. Due to the fact that if the water got any higher you'd drown, you have to turn off the water and stand there shivering, looking slightly like a drowned rat, until the water drains away. The water doesn't drain away in time for the end of this century, might I just add. So not only does the lack of water make you shiver madly, the fact that the water can't decide whether it wants to be hot or cold when it is actually running is slightly problamatic too. I've never had a quicker shower.

But it wasn't all bad, it really is beautiful here; the snow is superb also. They've had the most snow in twenty years this year and the stuff is piled high, so high that it could quite easily hide my own Mother in its icy clutches - but we wont go into detail about why I thought of that. Of course, with so much snow on footpaths and roads ice is all too common; my darling little brother Harry earned the first fall of the holdiday - both on the slopes and off - by walking too quickly down the road becauase a car was trying to use the same small space to practice handbrake turning. The poor beggar didn't look where he was going and stepped smartly onto a patch of ice. Naturally he crashed to the floor and naturally I didn't laugh, at all, I swear.

This road, by the way, is the road that leads to our chalet. It's in a beautiful location, and the chalet is naturally beautiful, but the road is a tad too long to manage with suitcases. We found that out at 10:00 pm as we trudged up it in total darkness. It's all up hill and it takes about ten minutes to traverse it's snowyness, then you've got to face the chalet stairs. This is too horiffic to tell you about, I'm afraid. On the first night at the chalet we were greeted with a rather odd dish for dinner; I never knew that you could do anything with cauliflowers other than boil them, but apparently they make a good soup too. Good according to my Dad, no one else at the table was too keen on it lol

Anyway, seeing as this is a skiing holiday I really should just get onto the skiing instead of complaining. We started off in the compulsary way i.e. in agony because of ski boots. All of a sudden you realise you hate skiing more than anything else in the world and that it's a complete waste of time. And then the boots stop hurting and you realise that you love being able to go where you want so quickly and easily. The snow is in perfect condition and the weather was sublime. Not too hot and not too cold, also the slopes are practically empty because of problems at Gatwick airport and of course, the credit crunch.

The only bad point about today's skiing (apart from the boots which ruined my entire morning before I had to have them sorted out) was when we decided to brave the glacier. We've been on there before and it's always been in perfect condition, there are some really nice runs and the lifts (excluding the death trap that is the T-Bar) aren't too outdated either. But today it was windy, very very windy. I'd almost reached the crest of the hill after losing momentum and worrying if I wouldn't make it to the top (and subsequently slide back down and have to walk it) when a huge gust of wind blew me back down anyway. By the time I'd cleared the hill and set off again another gust of wind had built up and slammed into my side, forcing meover so much that one of my skii's came off the snow completely and caused me to have a slight panic attack as I rocketed away on one leg. But other than that it was a good first day.

On a final note, today a darling little girl dressed up as, what I presume to be, a fluffy pink blob waddled up to me - because that's the most grace you'll get on skiis on the flat - and asked me politely to do something. I haven't a sodding clue what she asked because she was five years old and French. So I left her alone on the slopes saying 'I'm not your Mama' because that's all she said to me after the first initial sounds. I feel slightly guilty about leaving her there alone. Oh God don't let her be carved up by skiiers, or worse still adopted by snow boarders and raised as one of their own snow scraping, piste hogging horde. Oh dear Lord what have I done?

Anyway, I'm missing all you lot dearly and I'm also missing the television - and all the Christmas day specials, so does anyone want to record that for me? I'll be back on the 27th if the airports get sorted, if they don't then I may be dead because of culture shock and lack of electirical items. That or my hair will have finally suceeded in strangling me; it doesn't react well with altitude and mountain air, we've discovered. I'll keep you updated when I can and I hope you're all enjoying yourselves in the lead up to Christmas. And Keikei and Chouchou, I have permission for the New Years party, it's going ahead my friends!

Hahahahah it sounds like you're having a great time despite your brother trying to perform voodoo rituals using your foundation lol