What happened in your day?

C'mon girlies, some of you must have an interesting story to tell. Real life is always funnier than fiction, afterall. So, I thought that we could post anecdotes of our day here so that we can all have a good laugh. You can share a joke you heard, a funny situation you were in, you can even vent your frustration if you'd like. Share a discovery you made today, or a tip you've heard. Just in general recount the happenings of your life that you think will interest others in a non-stalkerish way.

The cat shredded the palm of my hand the other day and yesterday she stuck a claw in my knuckle right where my tendon is and now it hurts and is red. Stupid cat.

Ow, that sounds like it hurts like hell. I'll have a go now then.

I think I need to do abit of venting to be honest with you. My German teacher revealed to me today that in every single register but one my last name is spelt wrong. No wonder I'm always being called the wrong name. How annoying is that? This is my fifth and last year at this school and they still can't get my name right! Honestly, what is happening to the world?

Another thing that happened in my German class was when our teacher tried to get us to remember the verb 'Können' by playing a ridiculous memory game that surprisingly worked. We were given cards with the forms of the verb, like ich kann, du kannst etc and arranged them on the table. My teacher then said the english meanings and we had to pick up the German equivilant and put it face down in our palm. Sounds easy right? Ha! Like hell it was! She shot off those words like a bullet from a gun!

As we were assualted by a barrage of words our hands flew threw the air, snatching wildly at pieces of paper and slamming them into our palms then crumpling them up in our haste. When the last card was suitably wrinkled, we all surfaced, breathing heavily, and realised just how stupid we'd looked. We'd gotten so into the game that half of us didn't notice the exasperated laughs and cries as our brains fizzled away, giving up on us. She then made us repeat the game. Apprently, she hadn't been going as fast as she could go. It was a bleedin' warm up.

Cards flutterred to the floor, people ended up not picking up all their cards, hands were hurt when they took on the desk.....it was like Bedlam! We all tried to remain dignified afterwards but the few of us who got too into it are forever shamed, I'm sorry to say. Not that I was one of them, of course.

Gah they forever get my name wrong with things. I know how annoying that is.

Hahah that sounds like a daft game but if it works then you can't argue with it i suppose.

Tom is such a fool, didn't he realise that they were laughing at him not with him? Oh well, his fault for being such a twonk, I suppose. But I really wanna see that video again. That dance was hilariously awful! If he does go on Britain's Got Talent, well.......... XD

Lol that's really funny.

twonk's my word!!!! >_< but you can use it if you like, I guess T-T I wish I'd seen Tom make even more of a fool of himself

well i've had a fairly mundane day - packing for uni and food shopping fun not people always mispronounce my name or spell it wrong cause my proper name 'chavonne' not 'siobhan' even though they sound similar the v isn't as harsh in my name though x

you really should ^-^

Sell it to the magazines, yes, but add in the fact that there was six of them and that they were all muscle and poorly concealing chainsaws behind their backs lol That'll make magazines sell.

there was a croud, but you managed to knock them all out with a single trainer from the shoe shop oh, and put a few ninja moves in there too, like jumping 50 feet in the air

I'd buy it lol

Ugh, today I finally got my school locker fixed after an entire week of laziness only to have it broken a mere four hours later. I am so annoyed! I can't exactly go back and say, I broke it again, now can I? First, it's kicked in, then someone's fat ass shoves the door thorugh when they leant on it! Today was not my day. Ah well, hopefully tomorrow will be a tad better, eh?

This thread seems to have died, dear me. Time to bring it back to life, it is nearly Halloween, after all. This didn't really happen in my day -- as in today. It happened on Monday, and I just forgot about posting it on here. But I think it's time to share

In periods three and four on a Monday, we have Games. As such, all the girls will go to the changing room to change into their PE kits. It was perfectly normal in every respect; me, Keikei and Chou-chou had gone along ealier and were almost changed when one of the resident sluts young respectable ladies walked in, threw down her bag and proudly declared;

"Right! I'm having sex in two weeks, what do I do?"

Now let's just bear in mind she's fifteen. I was wondering why she was asking a group of fifteen year olds this but then all the girls in my year seemed to surge forwards with congratulations and tips. I had no idea what was going on. I was just thinking, 'You slag' lol Dear me.

But what one fo my other friends said when I told her was not, "How stupid of her," or anything along those lines, it was; "Nom's a virgin?! I ain't believing that crap." Bless ya Bobby XD

that was funny, but disturbing, haha I was surprised aswell when I heard she was a virgin, but I dont think she is anymore. what whores we have in our year^-^

Lol I'm not going to say anything about about when I lost my V plates lol.

It was quite funny wasn't it? I almost laughed at her, I tried so hard to keep it in! Then I saw Keikei's face and couldn't stop myself. But people thoguht I was laughing at it, not Nom, so that was alright. In reality I was laughing at the elephant hiding behind her head with his ears stuck out at right angles

We won't pry in that case, Kotoko. Just know we're watching you lol In a none perverted way, Keikei. Just needed to tell you that before you spit out your drink and make rude insinuations.

Very true lol It consists of the people I'm friends with, or, if you want to count another way, the ones with brains.

Well I guess that makes me a whore too then XD